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  • Leo07
    05-06 12:28 PM
    I appreciate your comments! I was contemplating what's more effective. I think I agree with you now.:)
    We have sent letters in the past only to get a standard CANNED answer. It is my opinion that the letters we send do not have any impact, cos as soon as they see "Immigration" as the subject, they (staff) sends the standard letter they have definining the position back.

    I do not mean to discourage you, but the need of the hour is to call all the senators. There are 100 of them.

    If you were going to do something in addition to the phone calls, Please set up an appointment w/the senator or staff and do a 20 minute Powerpoint presentation. That is more effective.




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  • sankar_203
    08-26 03:18 PM
    Hope you guys realize this forum is for immigration purpose...!!!!:mad:

    if not let me know what school is good in Bangalore..my frind wants to get his kid admitted to school.:D:D:D

    Oh Man..that's a very good one..you made my day..No offense to this thread..i do have home loan with ICICI for the last one year..like others mentioned above, it is easy to get approved while being here..i haven't been to any embassy..everything was done through mails and a local bank..




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  • nixstor
    04-30 03:03 PM
    Lofgren asked one of the best Q of the day.

    What is CIS doing to improve utilization rate of visa numbers this year?

    Aytes says USCIS and DOS are talking every week to improve utilization.

    Time will tell what happened

    turned over to Steve King ranting is going to start. Talking about his own numbers :)




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  • vaishnavilakshmi
    08-07 12:15 PM
    hi all,

    USCIS has edited the reciept update of NEBRASKA EMPLOYMENT BASED I-485 TO 7/1/07.please go thru this link.This means it is still looking after the june end applications for reciepts.

    http://www.uscis.gov/files/pressrelease/ReceiptingTimes080307.pdf

    vaishu



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  • sunny1000
    04-30 04:18 PM
    Yahi hai Umrika ke USCIS ke officer ka Tashan!

    and in English that means what?




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  • vin13
    03-12 03:20 PM
    With all due respect to the selfless hard work of IV core, I concur with ItIsNotFunny. There are many members who feel this way. IV core should be more open to members. I feel a cloud of secrecy always surrounding IV. Of course they cannot be public about all their activities, but more needs to be done on this front. You will see more members actively participating if core is more open.

    I totally agree to this. Everytime i try to bring this point across all that is being asked is go contribue some money. I have contributed money before and i will contribute lot more if i know what it is getting used for.

    There are several of my friends who are not actively looking at IV site. I am sure they will contribute money if they know the initiative IV is currently working on.



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  • ItIsNotFunny
    11-10 03:42 PM
    Nice to read. How much you trust USCIS and Ron Gotcher is a different issue to discuss :)




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  • arnab221
    12-12 05:49 PM
    What are the chances for the PD moving to Mid 2007 by end of 2010 ? :(



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  • whiteStallion
    06-25 08:45 PM
    Why is loosing such a loosely used word?. Guys, it is losing not loosing. Lose and loose have different meanings.

    I'm sure you meant "Loss and loose have different meaning" ! ;)




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  • gonecrazyonh4
    08-10 11:25 AM
    We still haven't got ours, wondering if others have got it or are still waiting like us. No info on check cashed too.



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  • ramus
    07-19 06:16 AM
    Only when you contribute more.. just kidding.

    Thanks for your contribution.


    Just did a paypal payment of $100
    Confirmation Number: 42U11755V4035824R.

    Great job, IV. I am proud to be a member of this community?

    Where can I get an F5 key? :)




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  • lskreddy
    04-30 03:17 PM
    Guiterrez (spelt wrong) was brilliant in stating how screwed the FB system. He was particularly clear on his examples for FB. Kudos to him..

    And, they talked about the statute and bulletin mismatch of words...



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  • chintu25
    08-02 03:50 PM
    Dudeeeeeeeeeeeee,

    Thanks for another twist in the everlasting rollercoaster

    :D :D :D :D

    :confused:




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  • I_need_GC
    02-28 02:01 PM
    Heres the dates just as an fyi.

    Filed AP: July 26,08
    RD: Aug 16, 08

    Took company emergency AP letter to IO by making infopass appointment. Feb 07. Got a letter Feb 12 dated feb 09 application accepted as emergency and will be expedited. Got first link update Feb 19, then Approval on Feb 20, Then another Link up date Feb 21. Attorney received 2 original copies of AP Feb 28. On the AP it has created date Feb 19.

    If your AP is still pending call customer service and do open a SR. My case was handled by the Nebraska Center.



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  • Jimi_Hendrix
    11-16 02:33 PM
    Let us keep working.




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  • GCneeded
    10-16 01:12 PM
    Like many immigrants, I moved to USA in search of American Dream. With a degree in Computer Science and valuable experience, I thought I could pursue my ambition to excel in my field, while also fulfilling my American Dream. My dream of America was about freedom. Freedom of working at niche companies, living a comfortable life, earning higher wages than what I used to earn in my Home country. What started out as a dream has turned to a nightmare. Like many others I came to USA on H1-B and wanted to convert to a permanent resident. The process, which used to take 2-3 years, has turned to uncertainty. The path for Permanent residency has been entangled in complicated government laws and bureaucracy. I had to wait in line for 4 years just to get my labor application approved and now I am struck in another queue of retrogression. I moved from my country; because I did not want to wait in line at Ration shops, bus stops. I wanted to escape from the lines, but now I am struck in a bigger line with no end in sight.

    Whenever there is a discussion about immigration, People always assume it as about illegal immigration. So I have to keep reminding people that there is another side to immigration. Legal immigration. The issues of legal immigrants have been ignored and been buried in the midst of illegal immigration controversies. When I send letters to House Representatives/Senators about the problems of legal immigrants, they reply back about increasing H1-B numbers. Legal immigration is NOT just about just increasing H1-B. Also the anti immigration groups publish that people on H1-B don�t pay taxes. But we pay taxes, Medicare and social security like all other American citizens. With the current immigration laws, we might not be even to avail the benefits of these taxes.

    The facts of the legal immigrants

    � We are NOT here to take American jobs. We fill those positions when a suitable American citizen was not found
    � We PAY TAXES like any other American citizens
    � We are here legally. The government has assessed our qualifications and education.
    � According to Economic Report of the President, 2006 - Legal skilled immigrants increase productivity growth and improve the standard of living for the U.S. population as a whole.
    � According to Economic Report of the President, 2006, skilled immigrants constituted 76% of the employment growth in the Executive, Managerial, Professional (e.g., Scientists, Doctors) and Technical (e.g., Health and Science Technicians) categories from 1996 to 2002.
    � According to Annalee Saxenian, �Silicon Valley's New Immigrant Entrepreneurs,� Public Policy Institute of California, 1999, in 1998, Chinese or Indian CEOs ran 24 percent of Silicon Valley�s technology firms. These companies accounted for over $16.8 billion in sales and 58,282 jobs. These numbers may still understate the scale of immigrant entrepreneurship in the region because firms started by Chinese or Indians with non-Asian CEOs were not counted.

    We are being backlashed by the congress and the anti immigration groups, even though we are highly skilled, well educated and staying legally. We have done nothing but help America in its economic growth and in its quest for innovation and technology. Now we are being punished for being here legally and law abiding by putting us in retrogression. We cannot get Salary hike, or promotions when our green card is in process. So while my American colleagues have moved to greener pastures, I am struck here at the same job and same salary. People struck in green card process cannot open new ventures. The new ventures would open new jobs and increases America�s competitive edge in innovation and global leadership in technology. If American congress does not act at this point of time, there will be a �BRAIN DRAIN�. People fed up with retrogression have already started looking at other countries like Australia, Canada who are welcoming high skilled immigrants with open arms and easy migration laws. As for me I have invested my prime youth for my American dream and hope American government will embrace high skilled immigrants like me. Rep. Shadegg has tabled H.R. 5744, SKIL bill for legal high-skilled immigration. This bill would reduce the current wait time for getting the green card. I sincerely urge congress to pass SKIL bill which will reduce the wait times and help high skill immigrants help America to sustain it�s edge on technology and global innovation.


    We are getting more calls for op-eds and need more IV members to pitch in and write articles.



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  • jetguy777
    01-21 11:10 AM
    AabTuAgaGC and hopefullegalimmigrant Could you advise what date USCIS received your application for Advance Parole? Thanks




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  • 9years
    10-28 07:19 PM
    Hi Hebron,

    I have filed EB2 & EB3 with the same company (As explained earlier). EB3 as Programmer Analyst and EB2 as Database Adminstrator ( MS + 2 yrs exp.). I think it is better to take some expert attorney advice on your case. It does not hurt if you consult ( or crosscheck ) with some other attorney about your case. Most of the legal experts charge around $250 to evaluate your case and suggest.

    Best of Luck to you.

    Thanks.




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  • manishs7
    07-20 04:13 PM
    i Will vote for his (MCcain) great great grandson when I get citizenship (and if I am alive)

    Well this message should go out to immigrant American voters ..

    Let's expose their real face...




    santb1975
    06-20 12:53 AM
    Are we not reaching 20K even??




    needhelp!
    05-28 05:44 PM
    Thanks for your contribution. Please join us also in calling the important list of representatives: http://immigrationvoice.org/forum/showthread.php?t=19339

    Contributed $100 and ready to volunteer...
    Receipt ID: 1265-7063-2043-8518



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